Enjoy
1. Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
2. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
3. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4. Were your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.
5. I forgot my library card but can I still check you out?
6. You may not be the prettiest girl, but that's just a light switch away.
Proven to work every time. Just ask Citizen Pain!!!